Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

Dear Apple, have you lost your cotton pickin’ mind?

IMG 2432 570x380 Dear Apple, have you lost your cotton pickin mind?

I have been pondering whether to buy an iPad for about a month. Yesterday I took the leap. I went to apple.ca and bought my little bundle of joy as well as all of the accessories I could possibly need.

On the Apple website, it said that shipments would be made in 7-10 business days. As soon as I clicked ‘purchase’ I was verklempt to see on my receipt that it wouldn’t be shipped for 15 business days. I couldn’t wait that long so this morning I went into Best Buy to purchase my iPad and left the store with it.

I tried to cancel my Apple.ca shipment online. I couldn’t – it says that the accessories I bought have already been shipped. I call Apple, wait for 40 minutes until someone in customer service picks up my call (let’s name my rep Kelly Fickler). I tell Kelly that I want to cancel my order. Kelly tells me that some items were just shipped. I say fine, I’ll return them for a refund. Kelly tells me there will be a 10% restocking fee. I say NO WAY! The reason I’m returning the items is that Apple didn’t meet the timelines they promised on their website. Kelly calls me MA’AM. I ask for a supervisor.
She puts me on hold for 10 minutes. Yes, 10 minutes! Then, after speaking to her supervisor, she comes back on the phone to say she can waive the 10% restocking fee (magic).

THE REST OF THIS STORY IS NOT A JOKE…

Kelly asks me what I do. I say I’m in branding. She then proceeds to tell me that she was raised on a farm. Another lady once told her she was in branding. Kelly thought she meant cows. She then says that her family calls her pineapple – blond on the inside and brunette on the outside. She doesn’t know why they say pineapple. She says that coconut would be a better description.

Really, Apple?

Signature Dear Apple, have you lost your cotton pickin mind?

Helping smart businesses attract more customers
(289) 937.0141 . hello@ready2spark.com

Subscribe to the Newsletter

Full Disclosure

Commenting Policies

 

Post comment as twitter logo facebook logo
Sort: Newest | Oldest

Hey Danielle, thanks for weighing in! Now that's funny :)

I'm so glad that I could turn my oh-so-frustrating experience into a bit of comic relief for everyone ;)

That is delicious! I think her family, given pineapple's explanation, is probably correct in calling her pineapple. Sounds like a sweet harmless young girl with some growing to do.

I know this must have been a terrible experience, but boy did you just make me lmao! Nice to have some new code words to use when you run into a coconut (or a pineapple, or even a branding expert--yee ha!).

Oh no, I'm going to start losing it again...

I laughed so hard at this! Apple hires pineapples that think they are coconuts! Hilarious! This is a keeper.

I wonder if Steve Jobs real name is Steve Works? ;)

[on READY2SPARK] Dear Apple, have you lost your cotton pickin' mind? - http://www.ready2spark.com/2010/07/dear-... #eventprofs

RT @ready2spark: [on READY2SPARK] Dear Apple, have you lost your cotton pickin' mind? - http://www.ready2spark.com/2010/07/dear-... #eventprofs

Ha, Jeff. That is funny :)

Trackbacks

  1. [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Lara McCulloch, Lara McCulloch, Mike Granek, CSEP and others. Mike Granek, CSEP said: I had customer service probs with them 2!@ready2spark Dear Apple, have you lost your cotton pickin' mind? – http://bit.ly/aepkvq #eventprofs [...]

  2. [...] you know from this post I recently got my grubby little hands on an iPad. I have been experimenting with a variety of free [...]

Previous
Next
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8